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Laughing Man
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
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 Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:45 am Post subject: News article titles I would kill to see |
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Man Eats Shoe
Racist Mime Kills Dwarf
Racist Dwarf found in Mine
The Apple: Nature's Hand-Ganade
The Belt-Sander:A Gateway Drug.
come on people, get your forum on!
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convoyducky
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Location: Mercersburg
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Headline: Obesity Continues In America
Column Title: North America Sinking, Researchers Baffled
90yr Old Orphan Reunited With Long Lost Parents
Recent Discovery: LARGE PRINT ATTRACTS READERS
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cookieclaygirl
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| AND BOLD ALL CAPS WILL CAPTURE ATTENTION |
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.45chel
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Franklin County Coroner Indicted, Case Airtight
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cookieclaygirl
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CASD vs. YMCA:
Officials realize the ridiculous nature of their 4 million dollar proposal |
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cookieclaygirl
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:44 am Post subject: |
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ooooh oooh...or:
Indecent Proposal:
CASD's 4 million dollar offer to YMCA
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Laughing Man
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Pope lands Jet in Wetlands
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apple
Joined: 22 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject: NO! |
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School Board says no to YMCA!
That is one worth killing for! But it ain't gonna happen 'cause Stanley Helman is getting ready to give Padasek and Dave Matthews up towards $7-10 million now for Dave's retirement gift! Brace yourselves. |
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cookieclaygirl
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| Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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| that's retarded |
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