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Pink Elephant in the Room · Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 162 Location: in the corner

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Pink Elephant in the Room · Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 162 Location: in the corner

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Dragas · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 133 Location: Waynesboro, PA

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

Torgo · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject:

Hahaha!

Incoming!

*duck
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AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 522

Carol2 · Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 46

On my Yahoo home page I get a single frame toon called, "Rubes" The other day it show a policeman that had a car stopped. The driver of the car was a horse. The officer is writing a ticket, and says, "You didn't come to a full whoa.
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Coppy · Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2566 Location: Chambersburg

AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 522

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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3042 Location: Chambersburg

Now I have indigestion
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AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 522

It was funny to see Barak Obama respond to the above graph:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

Who would have thought that Obama even knew who Rick Astley is?
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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3042 Location: Chambersburg

Well, let's see, he appeals to 'the youth'.

His campaign is well stocked with afore mentioned 'the youth'

He delivers messages through 'the YouTube'

and you think that even if he didn't know who Astley, was one of his core constituents wouldn't take the time to explain it to him?

C'mon 'Mouse!
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AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 522

Coppy · Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2566 Location: Chambersburg

I got Barack Rolled... good one mouse Razz

.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3042 Location: Chambersburg

Sorry, AnonyMouse.

Coppy made me hyperlink shy.

I'll try to do better.
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 2131 Location: shippensburg