The Public Opinion Soapbox

Pink Elephant in the Room · Joined: 09 May 2008 Posts: 162 Location: in the corner

I know, It's NOT a CARTOON or COMIC...It just happen to go with Coppy's Cartoon!

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3093 Location: Chambersburg

LawL
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keekl · Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 149

cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 2289 Location: shippensburg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

good one Very Happy

AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 536

I thought some of the ladies might want to print this out to post around their homes at the appropriate times to protect their family members.

Is that sexist?
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Now, go spread some peace, love and understanding. Use force if necessary.

.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3093 Location: Chambersburg

Well, I suppose it could seem a little sexist, but what do I know, I'm a total sexist.

Long ago when I went through Basic Training, I told my friends and family there were certain things that we could not receive, that the mail was checked and contraband would be returned to sender.

So what does my mom do?
Sends in every letter and package a list of anti-men jokes. (Because all my Drills were men.)

I get my ebilness honest, at least.

AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 536

This made me chuckle. I thought Batman was cool, but he just looks kind of lame beside Superman.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973
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