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Maggie
Joined: 28 Dec 2007 Posts: 79
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: Funny Things Local Clerks Have Said to You |
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I went to Panera's for bread on Sunday morning. Now you have to know the names of the loaves, they will not go with you to the loaves so you can point at them. After choosing a Focacia with Sea Salt and Ciabata she asked if it was for here or to go. Two loaves of bread for here, please, and a tall glass of water.  |
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Coppy

Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2615 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Say it with me...
Foccachia: foe-CAT-cha
Ciabatta: cha-BAT-ta
My recommendation; if you can't pronounce it, Wonder Bread is on sale  |
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Maggie
Joined: 28 Dec 2007 Posts: 79
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Here hon, have a drink of what I'm having and calm down.
I wanted to ask what else they had on the shelf, I can say those big words, even with the correct pronunciation. Oh dear, it just occured to me, you aren't the guy who was standing behind her were you?  |
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Coppy

Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2615 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Maggie wrote: | Oh dear, it just occured to me, you aren't the guy who was standing behind her were you?  |
Haha, no probably not, and I didn't mean to be condescending to you... I'm not sure if there are many Panera Bread employees over the age of 16. They most certainly don't know what the different breads are.
Here's my story; when I went, I asked for cream cheese. Now that was a production; you know, since they had several flavors. They were out of regular cream cheese, so when I asked for sundried tomato... wow, I'm not sure if the girl I talked to knew if sundried tomatoes were real things.
But it's new, so what can I say. I'm surprised they knew what a bagel was. I figured I'd have to ask for some "Jewish donuts."  |
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.45chel

Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3068 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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This wasn't really funny as much as creepy, odd, scary...
Last night a salesperson said (after my 11 year old son tried to discuss presidential politics with him) that the only reason he wanted Clinton or Obama to get elected was so he could see a president be assassinated. He then proudly informed us that he and several other individuals had taken bets on, if they were elected, how many days after inauguration it would be before their untimely end. _________________ Nevermind. |
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.45chel

Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3068 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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I love me some Jewish donuts. Mm-Mm good! _________________ Nevermind. |
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.45chel

Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3068 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:04 am Post subject: |
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I always hate posting twice in a row, so here's the third.
The salesperson's comments taught my son a valuable lesson: People are scary.
He also learned that when someone says something like that, you should immediately end the dialogue, because you will not be able to have a fufilling conversation. There is nothing more to say.
As a parent I wish the lesson could have waited a few years, but I suppose it's best for him to find out now what most of America is made up of. Maybe it will make it easier to keep him out of the military now. _________________ Nevermind. |
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QueenofHearts

Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 379 Location: On the Computer
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: |
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| .45chel wrote: | | I love me some Jewish donuts. Mm-Mm good! |
With lox, please. _________________ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. |
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Coppy

Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2615 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:09 am Post subject: |
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With lox, please. |
Nice Queen! That's the traditional. My parents actually cheated and would get the salmon flavored cream cheese.
As for chel and the assassination comment; you're probably right that it's good for your son to realize that he's smarter than many adults. I don't think it's good for kids to growing assuming all grown-ups are superior or know what's best. But that's exactly right; you need to know exactly when to end a conversation like that.
Are you at liberty to say where this was? |
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Wile_E

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| .45chel wrote: | This wasn't really funny as much as creepy, odd, scary...
Last night a salesperson said (after my 11 year old son tried to discuss presidential politics with him) that the only reason he wanted Clinton or Obama to get elected was so he could see a president be assassinated. He then proudly informed us that he and several other individuals had taken bets on, if they were elected, how many days after inauguration it would be before their untimely end. |
THAT is really, really, scary to me. Does that idiot realize that simply saying those things could cause him to become a "person of interest" to the Secret Service?  _________________ "You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people!" |
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cookieclaygirl

Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 2194 Location: shippensburg
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| .45chel wrote: | This wasn't really funny as much as creepy, odd, scary...
Last night a salesperson said (after my 11 year old son tried to discuss presidential politics with him) that the only reason he wanted Clinton or Obama to get elected was so he could see a president be assassinated. He then proudly informed us that he and several other individuals had taken bets on, if they were elected, how many days after inauguration it would be before their untimely end. |
ZOMFG....that's SO SAD....what a moron that clerk was..... *sigh* some ppl just make me feel sad......dumb bunnies. |
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Me!!!!!!!!

Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 305
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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I was asked if I was babysitting because my daughter had blonde hair???
I said no she is mine and do you look exactly like your parents and left! |
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.45chel

Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3068 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| QueenofHearts wrote: |
With lox, please. |
Just found out DH knows not what lox is like. Now I have to find some...(I am lazy and would prefer to just buy it tyvm)
His Russian co-workers have him eating sprats on toast. I don't know if it was th combination of the warm bread with the cool fleshy texture of the fish but one bite was all I needed...I don't take his compliments on my food seriously anymore.
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Are you at liberty to say where this was? |
I'm always at liberty to say,but I'm not sure if it would be wise. (Look at that! I'm thinking before I post for a change! ) I was purchasing a firearm at the time (which narrows down the list of stores it could be) and they have all of my deepest darkest info (like my weight!! oh yeah, and my social and all that other boring stuff.)
I suppose if you really needed to know I could tell you...as soon as I find out if he is able to pull my paperwork after the fact.  _________________ Nevermind. |
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Coppy

Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2615 Location: Chambersburg
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Oh; well I wouldn't really expect someone selling firearms to have a unbiased, informed position on American politics. Talk about single-issue voters
Present company and armed_citizen excluded |
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armed_citizen

Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Posts: 233 Location: Chambersburg, PA
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| .45chel wrote: | ...as soon as I find out if he is able to pull my paperwork after the fact.  |
Nope. You're in the clear. FFLs have no discretion in the paperwork process. They're simply the middle man. Assuming you passed PICS and have the firearm in your possession, there's nothing the clerk or dealer can do at this point.
Of course, any store can refuse your business up front for any reason, but once it's done, it's DONE.
I'm assuming this is a 'chain' type dealer, not a private FFL? _________________ Author assumes full responsibility for the content of their posts. Opinions expressed on this website are not necessarily those of the Public Opinion, its editor, publisher, Board or affiliated parties. |
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