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Punchmo · Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Over Here

This photo is just a perfect description Laughing

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I don't know, whadda you think?

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject:

Ok, I think I may need to watch that for all the wrong reasons.
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sassy moose · Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Posts: 284 Location: Virginia

Oh yeah, it's fantastic. It's a "reality" show hosted by Tom Arnold. I've seen three episodes. In one of them, the woman explained that she met her current fiance at a bar and rode home with him on his horse that night. After a few weeks of "talking" to him, she finally convinced her husband to give her a divorce. In another episode, the groom gave the bride snake boots as a wedding present. As part of their reception, someone would ride a four-wheeler towing a mattress, with someone riding the mattress. Okay, THAT part was just awesome.

Lots of camo and hay bales and trips to Walmart...the ridiculous nature of it all is why I've set my Tivo.

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:46 am Post subject:

Amazing!
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 2136 Location: shippensburg

rofl.....

(actually, given the right circumstances, the mattress thing could be funnish)...

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:31 pm Post subject:

Ever been on the receiving end of a mattress party?

It's not as fun as it sounds...
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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3043 Location: Chambersburg

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject:

Same basic concept except more savage and painful. Great fun at parties...
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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3043 Location: Chambersburg

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject:

When I was in my undergraduate years, we perfected Mattress-sizing. Back then I was just known as Kird Ape.

You need about 4 people (not in bed)
1 mattress
An unlocked door
At least one person sleeping in bed
The willingness to smash another human with 3 other people with a mattress while they sleep.

I trust you all can do the math.
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Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject:

Another reason why it's better to give than receive...
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:08 am Post subject:

I would like to see a reality show about the filming of a reality show.
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Torgo · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:15 am Post subject:

We could call it "Grip This!"
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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3043 Location: Chambersburg

groan
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Nevermind.

Torgo · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, yeah... obvious...
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