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Torgo · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: Favorite Simpsons moments

*while dining on poorly-cut Fugu at The Happy Sumo

Homer: "Poison! What do I do? What do I do?"

Akira: "Oh, no need to worry! There's a map to the hospital on the back of the menu!"
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Jo · Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 86 Location: Chambersburg

Marge: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man...
Homer: Seven
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question
Homer: OK, eight
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?

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And of course - Lisa on religion:
I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
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Torgo · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject:

"Uh, excuse me, Buzz, if that is your real name, but I don't believe this contest is quite over yet! I believe there's still a little something called the swimsuit competition."

"(sighs) There's no swimsuit competition, Homer."

"You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!?"
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1777 Location: shippensburg

my cat's breath smells like catfood....

Torgo · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:52 am Post subject:

Ah, little Ralphie Wiggum...

"That's where I talk to the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."
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Torgo · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject:

"But Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something else out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course and forgot how to drive?"

"That's because you were drunk!"

"And how..."
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1777 Location: shippensburg

"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"

(i love ralphie lines)

.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 2723 Location: Chambersburg

I have the 'Simpsons sing the Blues" cd.

Shocked

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AnonyMouse · Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 400

Another Ralph quote:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject:

"I bent my wookie!"
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1777 Location: shippensburg

"I found a moonrock in my nose."

Coppy · Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2251 Location: Chambersburg

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject:

cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1777 Location: shippensburg

ralphie has awesome lines....

i just found this one i remembered....

Chief Wiggum: Sure I'll sign your petition. Sugar has made my little Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralphie (jumping up and down): I'm happy AND angry!

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

ROFL

"Hi, liar!"
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