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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 1731 Location: shippensburg

ok....out of curiousity i went to youtube to see if they had any clips of ralphie. they do of course.

this is a good collection:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjNl1UxYiQ&feature=related

enjoy the ralphiness! Very Happy

Torgo · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:

OMG

Totally forgot about The Big Book of British Smiles.

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?"
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:17 am Post subject:

Ralphie is comedy gold.

So are dogs, or bees, or dogs that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Eating tulips is my secret shame.
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Torgo · Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject:

"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you, and burn your town to cinders!"

*whispered "Your mic's on..."

"I know it's on!!"
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject:

"I've wasted my life" I loved that Aquaman got a shout out.
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Torgo · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject:

Moe (Hank Azaria) to his girlfriend (Helen Hunt):

"I'm going to buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject:

Today at lunch I had a great round of Knifey Spooney.
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Torgo · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:14 am Post subject:

"Disparaging the boot is a boot-able offense..."
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Coppy · Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 2194 Location: Chambersburg

First mobster: Hey. They's throwin' robots.
Linguo: They are throwing robots.
Second mobster: It's disrespecting us. Shut up a'you face.
Linguo: Shut up your face.
Second mobster: Whatsa' matta you?
First mobster: You ain't so big.
Second mobster: Me an' him are gonna' whack you in the labonza.
Linguo: Mmmm... AAH!... bad grammar overload. Error. Error.

BadKarma42 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject:

"I sleep in a drawer."

Laughing Man · Joined: 28 Mar 2008 Posts: 401 Location: Earth

when they go to england and homer hit the queen and he's in court and accuses the queen of being an imposter because her luggage has H.R.H
which must stand for Henryetta R. Hippo

and then homers english half-sister abby......so funny
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Torgo · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

Marge: That's not God, that's just a waffle Bart threw up there (on the ceiling.)
Homer: Mmmm, sacrilicious...
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