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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject: Is Doctor Doom or a Victim?

Imagine a young brilliant man. Imagine this man heads off to a foreign country to attend college. He was known as the best and brightest in his homeland. This young man has no father any longer. His mother died under mysterious circumstances.

The youth persevered and got to come to the United States and further his education. Then he gets the worst college roommate ever. His roommate is a tattletale. His roommate is a know-it-all. His roommate has the social skills of a rock. His roommate is Reed Richards. That youth was Victor Von Doom.

Many people should be able to relate with Victor. They went off to school with the best of intentions, only to be saddled with a horrible roommate. Poor Victor is roomed with the one person on Earth that may be (MAY BE) smarter than him. That must have been devastating, being compared to his roommate by all of their professors.

"Nice work, Vic, but Reed got more than 100% because he reinvented the math we used."

Doom came form a small Eastern European Nation, under the shadow of Communism. Was his intelligence rewarded? No, he was unfairly compared to Richards.

Imagine Vic trying to bring a girl back to the room and Reed has opened a gate to the Negative Zone.

How is a youth supposed to develop social skills when Blastaar can be in your room at any given time.

I wonder who told the RA every time Vic had beer in the room.

Also it is a misconception that Doom's face was scarred in an experiment. That's Richards' side of the story. It actually was Reed destroying their Microfirdge trying to make a time platform.

Reed Richards is responsible for creating Doctor Doom.
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Torgo · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:05 pm Post subject:

Haha, now I think you're really getting esoteric...
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject:

Yeah but skittles. Embarassed

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.45chel · Joined: 26 Oct 2007 Posts: 3043 Location: Chambersburg

Saw this and thought of you.

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject:

To quote that cover..."Hey watch it weed, that stuff burns".

Wow! Just wow.
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Torgo · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:

Ole' Stan's got a great sense of humor.

He got the stinkhand in "Mallrats," after all...
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Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject:

Stan Lee...even his name is a gag.
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The Anti-Life Equation= Loneliness + Alienation + Fear + Despair + Self-worth / Mockery / Condemnation / Misunderstanding x Guiltx Shame x Failure x Judgment; N=Y Where Y=Hope and N=Folly, Love = Lies, Life = Death, Self = Dark Side

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject:

A little known Dr. Doom fact.

He had a great collection of Kiss bootlegs. Reed Richards threw them into an incinerator, because they were "illegal" to own.
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Torgo · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

Can you imagine if all these guys went crazy on eBay with all their loot and gadgets to fund their next secret lair?
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cookieclaygirl · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 2136 Location: shippensburg

at least you'd be able to notice the ebay trail to know that they'd be up to no good because of their money raising....

Doctor Kird Ape · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

Richards would probably put a gate to the negative zone for like 5$. Idiot. He is so out of touch with reality. I bet you the reason everyone in the negative zone is so angry all the time, is because to avoid sewer taxes, Richard's hooked the Baxter building's refuse system into the negative zone.

If I were Blastaar and keep having the Thing dumping onto my world with reckless abandon, I would shoot energy out of my hands too!
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The Anti-Life Equation= Loneliness + Alienation + Fear + Despair + Self-worth / Mockery / Condemnation / Misunderstanding x Guiltx Shame x Failure x Judgment; N=Y Where Y=Hope and N=Folly, Love = Lies, Life = Death, Self = Dark Side